Hey Tan, just wanted to make sure you got the recipes for your special day!
Broken Glass
——— Broken glass
——— Salt, to taste
Break glass into a large bowl, laminated glass not recommended due to chewy layer, use tempered for best experience, add salt, to taste.
French kiss toast
——— One (1) bread
——— One (1) liter of maple syrup
——— One (1) heaping teaspoon of cinnamon
——— Three (3) drops of vanilla extract
——— Two (2) egg
——— One (1) stick of butter
——— Two (2) milk
——— One (1) Real human tongue
Marinate real human tongue in butter for around 3 days before beginning recipe.
Mix cinnamon, egg and vanilla in a large bowl until fully combined, dip bread into mixture and place in frying pan on high heat for around 2 minutes on each side, place toast onto plate and apply liter of maple syrup and, finally place the real human tongue into top of the French toast, now your romantic desert is done!
Sunday surprise
——— Saturday surprise but do it on Sunday
Pretty self explanatory, Saturday surprise but make it on Sunday
Tanhony's Large Cake
——— Twelve (12) eggs
——— One and a half (1.5) cups of flour
——— One (1) stick of butter, keep wrapper
——— Four hundred grams (400g) of sugar
——— 4 tbsp of cocoa powder
——— One (1) tsp of baking powder
——— Half (0.5) tsp of vanilla extract
——— Three (3) tbsp of milk
——— Five (5) purple candles
——— Blood of any Doctor you can find
——— Two (2) Scrap metal
For buttercream
——— One hundred grams (100g) of melted milk chocolate, dyed pink
——— Two hundred grams (200g) of softened butter
——— Four hundred grams (400g) of icing sugar
——— 5 tbsp of cocoa powder
——— 2 tbsp milk
——— 1 Tbsp of salt
For cake
Pre-heat oven to 180°C, in a very, very large bowl add eggs, scrap metal, cocoa powder, blood, sugar, flour, baking powder, milk and vanilla extract, mix together and devide between 2 cake tins and bake for 20 minutes, cool on wire rack.
For buttercream
Add melted purple white chocolate, softened butter, salt, icing sugar, milk and cocoa powder, mix until smooth and fluffy, stick top and bottom layer of cake together using icing and put a decorative ring of icing on the top, place all 5 candles in the 999middle and light. Boom! Tanhony's Large Cake.
Devil eggs
——— Seven (7) eggs
——— Rust
——— Sulfur
——— Iron filings
——— Dead skin cells
——— Moon sand™
——— Borax
——— Crushed DVD of all dogs go to heaven
Hard boil all eggs and remove yolks, add all yolks and other powders to a bowl, mux until thoroughly combined and use a piping bag to re-add yolks to the husk of the eggs former self, any burning experienced while eating is expected.
Pickled pickles
——— Six (6) pickles
——— One (1) jar
——— One (1) milk jug
Put pickles in jar and put milk in until pickles are covered, leave for a month or so and come back to a tangy cheesy surprise!
Humham sandwich
——— Human ham meat
——— One (1) Bread
——— Ten (10) Pickled pickles
——— Mustard
——— Butter
Put ham, Pickled pickles, butter and Mustard on two (2) slices of bread.
Not to toot my own horn but i'm a pretty good chef so this should satiate your endless hunger my friend!
Ps, if the cake is the best part so leave it for last!
Pps, can you get everyone to sign this legal document saying that i'm not responsible for any deaths? You too please and thank you.
Ppps, if you can't find a human willing to sacrifice themselves for your birthday bash, i know a very good lawyer who could help you will getting away with an unwilling one.
