Christopoulos:dance-of-the-cookieman

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This article isn't done. The majority of my sandbox articles are one-off concepts I never finish, so don't come here looking for anything that wasn't written in one night.


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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

Superlative infohazard protocols are in place for all information within this document. Acting on information that is implied, inferred, or surmised based on this document is strictly prohibited.

Item#: XXXX
Level3
Containment Class:
euclid
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
dark
Risk Class:
critical

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0:00:00

cookieman

4:26:39

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is stored in a standard containment locker. Testing is suspended indefinitely by unanimous vote of the Ethics Committee.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Fuji T-120 writable VHS cassette tape. The top face is labelled "COOKIEMAN [sic]" in black marker. Video quality degradation suggests an initial recording date in the mid-1990s.

SCP-XXXX-A is [INFOHAZARD EXPUNGED]