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Special Containment Procedures: Foundation webcrawlers are to automatically pull detected SCP-XXXX instances from ad networks. All websites SCP-XXXX instances link to are to be blocked from public use.
MTF Gamma-6 ("Deep Feeders") is to respond to SCP-XXXX-B events-in-progress.
Description: SCP-XXXX are online advertisements that spontaneously replace existing ads, each leading to a unique website containing similar cognitohazardous elements.
Websites linked from SCP-XXXX contain
SCP-XXXX-A is the anomalous business entity "Healing Through Wellness Corporation" that is supposedly located in Delhi, India, though has no known employees or locations. SCP-XXXX-A's information replaces
