Special Containment Procedures: One copy of SCP-XXXX is contained in a standard item locker for the purpose of containment and study. Further discovered copies are to be incinerated, and information about SCP-XXXX is to be suppressed.
Description: SCP-XXXX is The Spirals and Spirals (and Spirals!) of Thnadditch!, the 1991 children's book publication by Theodore Seuss Geisel (known popularly under the pen name Dr. Seuss), published posthumously by Random House.
SCP-XXXX
There is a city, not east and not west,
Where conch shells are spires, in pearls they are dressed!
Yes, there's a city, not north and not south,
Where the streets are all spirals, and smiled are the mouths!
Thnadditch, she's called, and how I long to be home!
Where the flutes are widdershins and
The streets turn and turn rightways and wrongways,
But don't you ever turn clockways!
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