Blackwood Draft

OFFICIAL MEMO — DO NOT DISSEMINATE
YOUR EYES ONLY

Minister Blackwood,

We found it.

We found the thing you were looking for. It was in a bog. When we took it out, it screamed at us and writhed in pain. Poor fucker… had to drag it out of the water. Benson threw up, and the swamp just sucked it down. He got caught up to his knees.

Luckily, Jonah saved him.

This is getting more and more dangerous every day. I resign my commission.

Cmdr. Allister Waylen