Marshall, Carter, and Discord, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blockchain

thingy to make fake discord logs

heavydarksouls
Today at 3:29 PM
hey man, i know you don't like to talk shop, and typically i'd agree, but i got an opportunity here, and i think your gaw friends would be interested. if you're not interested, i promise i won't mention it again, and we can go back to sucking the loot out of bunkers forward cannon
SwaggonWheel
Today at 3:29 PM
i mean you gotta fuckin tell me what this "opportunity" is first lmao
heavydarksouls
Today at 3:32 PM
sure, so, you remember me talking about my esteemed elder colleagues Marshall and Carter?
SwaggonWheel
Today at 3:32 PM
i'd say more *complaining* lol, rightfully so tho i'd say
heavydarksouls
Today at 3:32 PM
yup, those bigoted fucks are about to put me in a damn straitjacket. unfortunately, i can't just fire them because they control too many of the company's assets, at least what's fucking left of it, for me to kick them out w/out going under.
heavydarksouls
Today at 3:32 PM
however, if i was to somehow ninja loot enough of said assets, they wouldn't have any more weight to throw around, so i could kick them to the metaphorical or even literal curb and i could use my now immense weight to keep their old,fat, homophobic asses right the fuck there until i figure out how to remove the longevity rituals my dad put on them. after that's done, i can finally get to reforming this mess of a company.
heavydarksouls
Today at 3:32 PM
"alistair," you may be wondering, "what does this have to do with gaw? why would we be interested in assisting your corporate infighting?" "well," i'd say, "it's how we're doing it. you see, earlier today, they came into my office, and brought up the fact that we are drowning due to the efforts of anderson. their solution, i shit you not, is 'we should make one of those bitchain things'. my idea is that we work a cognitohazard into whatever hilarious parody of a cryptocurrency, so they're forced to pay me all their money for more of this currency.
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SwaggonWheel
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Today at 3:34 PM
[[div_ class="content"]]lmao i'm in, i'll ask around in our server to see if i cant get anyone else involved. it's gonna be hard as my cock whenever i [dick joke here] to get ppl to go along with this, but i think i know a few ppl who'll trust me enough to trust you