This is technically not a serious SCP. Please don't ask me to post this to the main site, unless you have ideas on how to make this work out ;)
SCP-SQUARERHOUSE in a VoIP application during Interview-X
Item #: SCP-SQUARERHOUSE
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Subject is to be contained in standard humanoid containment chamber. Under no circumstances is sand to be provided to subject. Subject may be rewarded with rock salt for good behavior.
Description: Subject is a normal human male, referred to as Dr. Itzhak. Processes no anomalous properties, except for an compulsive need to eat any sand in sight. To date, SCP-SQUARERHOUSE has consumed ████ liters of sand before containment, and if left uncontained, will deplete the world of sand.
Addendum: On 05/██/2021, SCP-SQUARERHOUSE has requested a PC for writing fictitious SCPs. This has been tentatively granted, and a laptop connected to an isolated network has been provided to SCP-XXXX.