bwa na na na bwa na na na bwa na na na bwa na na na na na na (bwaaaaaaaaa)!!!!!!
-mr twilight zone
this is the most amount of time i've spent on bullshit in my entire life.
This is an (affectionate) parody of the SCP Anthology 2024, run by 
S D Locke! That page was a tribute to Rod Serling; this one's just goofy shenanigans vaguely flavored like him.
Currently, none of the placards have actual entries attached to them. But, if you post an article inspired by any of the placards (that at least vaguely follows the story of the audio recording) and it's not low-effort, I would be happy to link it from this page! ^-^
Big thank you to 
Jak Mockery, my coauthor, for playing the voice your hear in the audio recordings. He put in insane effort for this project, and it literally would not be possible without him. Hire him for your projects and follow him on BlueSky NOW!!!
Also thank you to the following people who helped contribute to this project:
Thank you to 
Queerious, 
Calibold, and 
Dino--Draws for being early audio log screeners, making sure the audio was funny before I sent it in for recording. You guys rock!
Thank you to 
GraveCreations for giving me opinions on the audio after posting, as well as spending several hours explaining the DreamSMP lore to me for the Somniphilia entry. Wouldn't have been able to do it without ya, and your post facto reactions were quite beneficial!
Thank you to 
Modulum to helping me with identifying instruments and music genres in songs I was trying to emulate for particular entries! That was an immense help!
Thank you to 
Deadcanons for helping with the Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophilia audio log! Your flourish was greatly appreciated.
In a similar vein, thank you to 
Miss Lapis for sensitivity checking that very same audio log! I'm glad it came off as funny as opposed to insensitive, and your pointers to make it funnier were VERY appreciated!
Thank you to 
pr0m37h3um for your help on the Mechanophilia and Selenophilia audio logs! Your autistic expertise was incredibly invaluable!
Similarly, thank you to 
aismallard for your help on coming up with the name for Mechanophilia!
Credit to 
UraniumEmpire for coming up with the Pathophilia title.
Thank you to 
EstrellaYoshte for giving tech team approval! Sorry for all the images and audio haha.
Thank you to 
TroutMaskReplica, 
adanaist, 
Caliste_Leda, and 
xexnoncores for providing pre-posting feedback!
I'm certain there are more people who have contributed to the project that I've forgotten to mention due to them slipping my mind after six months, so if I forgot you, feel free to mention your contribution!
All licensing information can be found in the page's license box at the bottom!
I don't have a lot of tips for translators this time, besides "I'm so sorry." Nonetheless, please feel free to reach out to me if you intend to translate this and have any questions or ideas!
Happy April Fools, everyone!
