no no, see, lee harvey oswald didnt shoot jfk—
This was an idea I originally had back during the SCP-7000 Contest. djkaktus wanted to get a bunch of luck-related prompts from friends and pick one at random. This one was picked, but he eventually scrapped the draft.
I was showering yesterday when suddenly out of nowhere the punchline for this article clicked in my head. I dropped everything I was doing (after I finished the shower, I mean) and immediately wrote this in an hour. A day of critique later, and here we are.
It's a bit of a silly article, but I think some levity is necessary after the agony that was SCP-8980. Don't worry, I'll go back to writing pain soon. :P
Thank you to my wonderful critiquers: FlyPurgatorio,
djkaktus,
AriadnesThread,
Calibold
DrYossarian,
Jezixo,
Nagiros,
Nagiros's wife,
pr0m37h3um,
aismallard,
Dr Asteria,
PoufyPoufson,
JackalRelated,
GraveCreations, and
Dr Maxwells Channel.
And if you like my stuff, check out my authorphage for more!






