no no, see, lee harvey oswald didnt shoot jfk—
This was an idea I originally had back during the SCP-7000 Contest. 
djkaktus wanted to get a bunch of luck-related prompts from friends and pick one at random. This one was picked, but he eventually scrapped the draft.
I was showering yesterday when suddenly out of nowhere the punchline for this article clicked in my head. I dropped everything I was doing (after I finished the shower, I mean) and immediately wrote this in an hour. A day of critique later, and here we are.
Lee Oswald threw the last two bullets at JFK with SCP-8630. Second was aimed at JFK in general, third was specifically at his head. The first bullet was shot with a normal gun, which is why it missed; he ditched it and switched to the backup plan, tossing the bullet directly.
There are also other implications in the article; I'll leave the rest to readers to interpret. :)
It's a bit of a silly article, but I think some levity is necessary after the agony that was SCP-8980. Don't worry, I'll go back to writing pain soon. :P
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