Forward: Over the last 8 months, SCP-4338's requests have become progressively more extravagant, and their behavior more erratic. While speaking, Rowell / 4229 spit molten elements in all directions, necessitating a high-tensile Plexiglas divider, routinely replaced. Rocky growths across the epidermis have increased by 230%.
Interviewed: Rowell / 4338
Interviewer: Director Amelia Thornborrow
Thornborrow: You asked to see me, 4338?
Rowell / 4338: INSECT! DO YOU STILL NOT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK TO YOUR OWN GOD!?
Thornborrow: … Greetings, oh 4 2 2 9. Your servant is honored to be called.
Rowell / 4338: THAT IS BETTER. I HAVE NEW DEMANDS.
Thornborrow: shocker I mean, your servant is honored to listen.
Rowell / 4338: YOU WILL DELIVER UNTO ME THE RIBS OF YOUR GREAT DAIRY BEAST, TWICE IN NUMBER THAN LAST YOU OFFERED.
Thornborrow: Your ser-
Rowell / 4338: AND MORE OF THE SOUR BAUBLES, COVERED IN SWEET DUST.
Thornborrow: Your serva-
Rowell / 4338: AND THE YELLOW SPONGES FILLED WITH CREAM! MORE OF THOSE!
Thornborrow: …
Rowell / 4338: …
Thornborrow: Your servant. I will go-
Rowell / 4338: AND FIVE-FOLD THE DELICATE CADBURY, SWIRLING AND STUFFED WITH AMBER-
Thornborrow: Wait no, no we discussed this; those were imported chocolates from very far away. Remember, we agreed a lower quantity of higher quality food could ease the strain of our current shipping-
Rowell / 4338: ENOUGH! YOUR "STRAIN" DOES NOT CONCERN ME. YOU WILL DO AS I COMMAND, OR YOU AND YOUR S C P WILL BURN!
Thornborrow: Look just- you can't spring this on us three days before-
Rowell / 4338: CANT? CANT!? YOU WOULD DARE TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CAN NOT DO!? YOUR DEFIANCE WEARIES ME, AM EEL YA; I WILL SUFFER IT NO LONGER!
DN-4338-42: A 4.0 earthquake was recorded on Moaha Island. All personnel were evacuated to surrounding ships, moving away at high speed. As per protocol, Director Thornborrow remained on-site.
SCP-4338 did not emerge after 45 minutes. Quakes became periodic rather than steady, occurring in small, violent jolts. Drone craft were dispatched to take low-pass video, revealing SCP-4338 repeatedly failing to exit the crater lip; unlike six months prior, it now lacked the appropriate speed and dimensions.
Security Cruiser Kingfisher returned to the island shortly after, allowing Director Thornborrow to continue the interview.
Thornborrow: 4338, you servant would ask why you didn't- er, "execute" your threat.
Rowell / 4338: …YOU AMUSE ME.
Thornborrow: Pardon?
Rowell / 4338: YOU AMUSE ME, AM EEL YA. BY MY MERCY, YOUR LIFE MAY DWINDLE ON; BUT NEVER QUESTION ME AGAIN, OR YOU SHALL KNOW ONLY TORMENT AND DEATH!
Thornborrow: … Well then, your servant is honored. Shall we continue?
Rowell / 4338: YES. I DEMAND THE CADBURY-
Thornborrow: Actually, I was thinking now would be a good time to discuss a full overhaul of our current arrangement.
Rowell / 4338: WHAT!?
Thornborrow: A good 30% total reduction, along with a substitution of-
Rowell / 4338: FILTH! DO YOU YEARN FOR DEATH SO DESPERATELY!?
Thornborrow: -duced personnel and security, given only one person really needs-
Rowell / 4338: ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
DN-4338-43: Another earthquake was detected, now only 2.8. Security personnel present during the interview moved to evacuate, but Director Thornborrow signaled them to stop. SCP-4338 again failed to exit the crater. Versus previous events, only 5% of the molten rock was expelled.
Predictably, during DN-4338-43, Rowell/4338 was observed shouting, spitting, and wrenching against their restraints. This behavior lasted for 8 minutes, until Rowell/4338 became fatigued, and slumped over onto the floor.
Thornborrow: … Is that all?
Rowell / 4338: WRETCH. YOU WOULD EVOKE MY ANGER YET A-
Thornborrow: Your servant has no wish to anger you, 4338. If you are displeased, than I and my people shall leave-
Rowell / 4338: NO!
Rowell / 4338 bolt upright, attempting to pull themselves up by the tables edge, but only managing to stumble forward.
Rowell / 4338: NO! YOU CANNOT! YOU- I DEMAND YOU… I… I demand…
Rowell / 4338 slowly lowers itself back down to the floor
Thornborrow: … Are you ready to continue, 4338?
Rowell / 4338 remain prone and silent for 8 seconds, then speak into their folded arms.
Rowell / 4338: Yes.
Thornborrow: Good. Now, about this overhaul?