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From: The Administrator <Admin@scipnet>
To: O5-1 <OverwatchMemberOne@scipnet>
Subject: SCP-001
Date: ██-██-████

I wanted to follow up on Project Archibald and see what the consensus was. I wasn't able to attend the most recent meeting for personal reasons, but I'm seeing to it that this project comes to fruition, for the sake of Mankind, and more importantly, for the sake of The Foundation. Now, it should come as no surprise to you of all people that this is a top priority, and considering your track record, I would seriously hope you plan more efficiently this time around. Your work has been lackluster in the past, and I would hate to see something happen to you that warrants a replacement. However, you have a chance to redeem yourself here, so if I were you, I would take it.

Don't fuck this up

The Administrator




From: O5-1 <OverwatchMemberOne@scipnet>
To: The Administrator <Admin@scipnet>
Subject: Re: SCP-001
Date: ██-██-████

If you say "001" out loud, it sounds like you're saying "OwO 1".




From: The Administrator <Admin@scipnet>
To: O5-1 <OverwatchMemberOne@scipnet>
Subject: Re: Re: SCP-001
Date: ██-██-████

I hate you.

The Administrator