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Item #: SCP-444

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-444 is kept in a safe-class object storage locker in Site-96. The individuals in previous possession of SCP-444, Casey Randaro and Christian Fassen, have been administered Class-A amnestics and been given an identical, non-anomalous die as replacement.

Description: SCP-444 is a single ordinary die, white with black pips.1 Despite being unweighted, whenever SCP-444 is rolled unhindered, it will land on the side with four pips facing up. Any attempts to force SCP-444 to land on a specific side, including the use of weights, machinery, or otherwise, will be successful. SCP-444 will only land on the side with four pips when it is allowed to roll normally and land of its own accord.

Addendum: The following tests were administered to attempt to learn more about SCP-444 and its anomalous properties.

Test #: 444-1
Subject: D-94723
Procedure: Subject will roll SCP-444 100 times.
Results: SCP-444 landed on the four side 100 times.
Notes:

Test #: 444-2
Subject: D-94723
Procedure: Subject will roll SCP-444 1000 times.
Results: SCP-444 landed on the four side 1000 times.
Notes: Early on in the test, SCP-444 rolled off the table in the testing room and landed in between two floorboards. It was stuck with the two and three sides facing upwards.

Test #: 444-3
Subject: D-94723
Procedure: Subject will attach a weight to the one side and then roll SCP-444.
Results: SCP-444 landed on the six side.
Notes: SCP-444 responded to stimuli as would be expected of a non-anomalous die.

Test #: 444-4
Subject: D-94723
Procedure: Subject will attach a magnet to the one side and then roll SCP-444 on a magnetic surface.
Results: SCP-444 landed on the six side.
Notes: SCP-444 responded to stimuli as would be expected of a non-anomalous die.

The next 11 tests did not lead to any significant conclusions and have been therefore removed.

Test #: 444-16
Subject: Dr. Henry Rouslin
Procedure: Subject will use a Kant Counter to measure the Hume levels of SCP-444 before, during, and after rolling.
Results: SCP-444 landed on the four side.
Notes: Throughout the test, SCP-444 exhibited normal Hume readings.

Test #: 444-17
Subject: Dr. Henry Rouslin
Procedure: Subject will use a temporal waveform limiter to measure the timeline fluctuation of SCP-444 before, during, and after rolling.
Results: SCP-444 landed on the four side.
Notes: SCP-444's waveform was offset by 6.18E██████████████ years.