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PRESENT: 05one, 052, 05-8, OhFiveSix, o510
YOU ARE: 05-8
you called 05one?
Hey Eight.
Indeed. I have called you fine gentlemen here in order to discuss the new article.
heyo 2
THE WHAT?
Six, can you not spam caps lock?
yeah can u not
SORRY THE ALLCAPS KEY IS JAMMED
ILL FIX IT LATER
Alright, carry on then.
before we start 10 where u at??
you sound like a teenager, six
there u are. r u grumpy or somthin
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no, im just tired of your inability to form cohesive sentances
Knock it off you two.
hey well theres no need to get pissed off
yeah dude stop. its not cool
really
alright fine, just at least use full words
Ahem.
sorry sir
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hi 7
Wrong time?
Greetings, O5-7. Now, what was this meeting about?
The new page.
THAT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE
Ah yes. Thank you, O5-2.
This article was posted to the SCiPNET database a week ago. Countless personnel have contacted us in confusion regarding it, and the exact origin of the page is as of yet unknown. I would like you to help me come up with the next course of action.
WHY DONT YOU JUST DELETE IT
Why don't you just delete it?
Why don't you just delete it?
why dont you just delete it?
why dont u just delete it?
I already deleted it.
Well, isn't it settled then? It's gone so we don't have to worry about it.
i think he wants to kno who created it
Oh.
well, my best guess is that a newbie made it
My thoughts exactly. My money's on Janice.
WHO IS JANICE?
Researcher Janice has literally nothing to do with this situation. And, for your information, she resides in Site-84 and is currently in SCP-914's research team.
Just some kiddo in Site-84.
Yes, she's a rookie, but that's no reason for you to pin this all on her. I mean, we're Overseers for 343's sake. We don't do this kind of thing.
good call 7. shes a good suspect. makes sense too
Yeah, it does. She looks at Doctor Bradford weirdly. Seems like a real danger to me.
Furthermore, you should now that
OH HO, I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING
I know, right? If she likes the guy why not just spit it out. I did a better job with that when I was handling URA-19934.
wait but werent u forced to ask them out
Well, yeah, but at least I got some enjoyment out of it.
ok, thats really wierd
yeah dude
EW
Fuck you, I thought it looked good.
I have my tastes you have yours.
What are you idiots going on about now.
but that depends if youve touched them or not
shit fuck sorry 2
O5-7, the next time you incinuate gossip in this chat is the day I request your termination— both in your position as an Overseer and your life.
Secondly, it literally said in the procedures that sexual intercourse with URA-19934 is prohibited.
But it wasn't sexual, just a hug.
Still disgusting.
Anyway, you may continue, One.
This is better than cable.
Oh wait, sorry, wrong chat.
But I digress. An ameture researcher, while not Janice, may be the most plausible suspect.
Exactly.
well did you check the history or anything? it must have listed their name or something
Damn, I don't think anyone got around to that.
how does someone not check the history when an almost blank page is uploaded to the database tho?
I guess no one bothered. A shame, really.
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is that a fucking emoji.
yea y
oh im sorry, i thought this was a serious chatroom
i really dont understand y u have such a problem with me
Knock it off you two.
BUT WAIT. WHY JUMP TO THESE CONCLUSIONS SO FAST?
WE HAVE LITTLE TO NO EVIDENCE THAT SOMEONE ON-SITE DID THIS. IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN A CI HACKER.
ALSO, RESEARCHER JANICE IS ODDLY SPECIFIC. THE REASONS GIVEN FOR YOU BLAMING HER, SEVEN, ARE EITHER EXTREMELY VAGUE OR COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.
SO, WHY HER?
Well, I mean that should be obvious.
AND YET IT IS NOT
Listen. I don't know what you're implying here, but Researcher Janice was an educated guess.
but don't educated guesses need proof?
I already gave enough proof!
oh man this is juicy af
shut it, eight, this is important.
YOU DID NOT. YOU IMMEDIATELY CLAIMED THAT JANICE WAS THE CULPRIT WITH NO BACKUP CLAIMS WHATSOEVER. THIS HAS LED ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING.
DID YOU POST THE MYSTERIOUS PAGE?
What?! No! This is ridiculous! How could I, an Overseer, post something to ameutere and so immature?
You suggesting that an O5 posted it is absurd. Alright, I admit that my claim was fuelled by personall affairs alone, but you need not take such drastic measures.
WELL, SORRY, IT WAS JUST SPECULATION. NO NEED TO BE SO DEFENSIVE— UNLESS YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO AVOID THE PUNISHMENT?
Calm down. There's no need to be so dramatic.
yeah dude if you posted it just say so. nothing bads gonna happen
Yeah I know, but I didn't post it.
YES YOU DID
I didn't.
YES YOU DID
No, I did not.
YES YOU DID
I'm starting to recognize a pattern here.
yo six did u do it
u seem pretty determined to rat 7 out lol
EXCUSE ME? I DISCOURAGE YOU FROM SUGGESTING SUCH RIDICULOUS THINGS. I WOULD NEVER POST SUCH A THING. IM ONLY STATING THE FACTS
u sure
I AM POSITIVE
u suuuuure
DO NOT REPEAT YOURSELF. THAT IS VERY RUDE.
its a taste of your own medicine sooooo
I DONT UNDERSTAND
Again, this is getting us nowhere. If the database was hacked, we need to act. Fast. This bickering will get us nowhere.
i don't know, 7's being pretty suspicious…
It wasn't me!
shes right your behavior is pretty fishy
but tbh ive also got my eye on 6
ARE YOU SICK
I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASNT ME. LISTEN, WE JUST NEED TO CALM DOWN AND DISCUSS THIS IN A CALM MANNER. I CAN PROVE TO YOU THAT I AM NOT THE CULPRIT.
PLUS, HOW DO WE KNOW IT WAS NOT YOU?
uh because it wasnt lol
PROVE IT
what you said. im an overseer and am not an ameteur. i know how to create, save, and delete pages. plus i know not to use save draft
oh, come on, you're the most ameteur O5 here.
oh come on purple
purple?
*O5-10 fuck
that right there is enough to prove my fucking point
oh so now were ignoring the elephant in the room? it was so obviously 7
Go fuck yourself, 8, it was you.
oh still blaming others are we? and you called yourself an overseer? go cry to your mom you fucking dick-sucking bastard
I think it was either you or 6. I'm not just assuming shit here like you and going along with whoever is talking. So you can gladly go fuck yourself.
fucking fight me kid
Oh I'm so fucking scared.
Stop it. This is getting out of hand.
shut it 2, you haven't been helping either
Lemme guess; next you'll be telling me to meet you at the flag pole you insecure fuck.
Excuse me? My job here is to instill peace and rationality. I help.
get that edge out of my fuckin face kid
so if 2 would kindly shut the fuck up for a few seconds i could clear a few things up
YOU REALLY DONT
IN FACT YOURE MORE OF A NANNY THAN ANYTHING
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Kid, kid, kid— you sure use that word a lot. Makes me think you're trying to cover something up with petty insults.
Say that again.
shut up. youre the one hiding behind others shit
OH IM SORRY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? I CANT HEAR YOU UNDER THE AMOUNT OF SALT YOURE PACKING. JUST LET US TALK ON OUR OWN. WELL STOP WHEN WE SEE FIT.
just let us talk. its obviously 8, so let us just get it out of him
SHUT IT GIRLY YOURE THE ONE RIDICULING ME WITHOUT REASON HERE
oohhhhh im sorry are you fucking mad bitch
This is insane. Are you still here, O5-1? It's time for this tomfoolery to end.
You tell that son of a bitch, 10!
YEAH GO AHEAD AND CRY TO ONE
im still onto you 7 so hold your fucking tongue
youre all peices of shit you know that. egotistical fucking shits
OH WOW REAL MATURE
Oh I feel so SCARED. I just don't know what to fucking do anymore! I've been had!
I am dissappointed in all of you.
BIG FUCKING DEAL
FINALY YOURE HERE!
everyone knows it was 7
Nope, obviously you you scared child of an Overseer.
Just shut up. All of you.
YOU CAN SHUT UP IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU
Hello everyone! ❤️❤️
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Sorry I'm late, what's the meeting about dears???
The meeting was about a rogue page that just popped up and nobody knows who wrote it. Now the meeting has spiraled into this mess. You can go, I need to discipline these children.
Oh, that! I forgot how to delete pages so I asked the community for help! I hope you don't mind. ☺️
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