Draft hole
I may finish cows some time in the future but right now I wanna do stats
Not gonna finish it
Item : SCP-aaaa
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-aaaa is to be kept in the main cafeteria at Site-██. SCP-aaaa is to be kept refrigerated at all times and under no circumstances is SCP-aaa allowed to be above 5°C for over 8 hours. Access to SCP-aaaa is allowed to all personnel and is safe to consume. Kitchen staff should preferably use SCP-AAAA to save costs on milk. See incident log AAAA-2-1
SCP-aaaa-1 is to be kept in the center of a airtight, soundproof 5 x 5 meter containment cell at Site-██. SCP-aaaa-1 is to be kept refrigerated at all times and under no circumstances is SCP- allowed to be above 5°C for over 8 hours. Access to SCP-aaaa-1 is restricted for research only and to personnel with security clearance level 3 or higher. All personnel entering SCP-aaaa-1’s containment chamber must wear full hazmat gear. Under no circumstances is SCP-aaaa-2 to be consumed or enter the body.
All Instances of SCP-aaaa-3 are to be kept in keter class containment pens. Each containment pen is a 10 x 10 meter wide and 5 meter deep concrete hole with drains around the edges. Pens are to have a 1.5 meter high barb wire topped high voltage electric fence jutting upwards at a 45° degree angle from the top corners. Pens are to be washed bi-weekly with an antiseptic solution from hoses located above.
There should be no more than 10 instances of SCP-aaaa-3 per pen with male and female instances being segregated in different pens after incident aaaa-2-3-1. They are to be fed 25 kilograms of hay each week and 5 kilograms of assorted meat. The assorted meat must not contain beef due to the events of incident aaaa-2-3-2. Water is to be dispensed from a opening in the pen wall every 2 hours into a wall mounted steel trough until it is full. All instances of SCP-aaaa-3 are to have a tracking chip implanted.
Instances of SCP-aaaa-3 are to be semi-randomly rotated into different pens every 3 months. Instances should not be in the same pen with another instance of which they have been with previously within a year. Instances are preferably to be moved via a crane located on the ceiling. Prior to moving, the pen should be flooded with an incapacitating agent from nozzles located at near the top of the pen. MTF Mu-08 ("Toreros") are to be on standby to deploy to Site-89 every rotation.
Gaurds are to be patrolling the pens at all times and have to be armed with a rifle chambered in a caliber with a stopping power of at least 3,200 joules. Guards are be instructed to ignore any vocalistions from instances of scp-aaaa-3. Gaurds must fire on any instances attempting to escape. All dead instances are to be incinerated. Guards must have their respirators on at all times, and when leaving after a shift guards must go through full decontamination. All guards must be tested every 3 months for tumorous growths or any appearances of bovine DNA.
Description: SCP-AAAA refers to four entities.
SCP-AAAA is a Nestle brand 1 litre milk jug which can have cow's milk poured out indefinitely. SCP-AAAA emtis a bovine scream if it is left above 5°C for over 8 hours, until it is below 5°C again.
SCP-AAAA-1 is a Nestle brand 1 litre milk jug which contains SCP-AAAA-4.
SCP-AAAA-2 is a substance identical to milk contained within SCP-AAA-1. Consumption or exposure to SCP-AAAA-2 will result in subjects transforming into instances of SCP-AAAA-3 after 30 days. SCP-AAAA-2 also has a lower boiling point than milk at around 45°C
SCP-AAAA-3 refers to humans mutated by SCP-AAAA-2. Instances in the early stages of infection will start acting irrationally, becoming paranoid, and possibly hostile. Shortly after their behavior changes they will rapidly start mutating. These early mutations include gaining black spots on the skin and producing keratin bumps on the temples. Mutations in the middle stages of infection are more severe and noteably include:
- The spine shifting to favour a position on all fours.
- Shoulder and hip muscles become stronger and larger.
- Many tumorous growths sprouting up around the body
- Female victims infected develop udders which do not secrete milk but a pus like substance.
- Rapid cell regeneration but tissue regrown is tumorous.
Instances of SCP-AAAA-3 are many times more durable than humans or cows due to the cell regeneration but they are still vulnerable to heavy trauma to their organs. If instances sustain enough damage they will succumb to the tumorous growths. They retain higher cogntive functions, and are aggressive.It is currently unknown but speculated that they can spread these conditions. Instances of SCP-AAAA-3 can still produce human speech.
Long term infection eventually leads to a hybridization of the best qualities from bovines and humans. But instances of SCP-AAAA-3 at this stage suffer heavily from the tumorous growths which develop their own organs including eyes, mouths, and stomachs. These hybrids are more docile1 than those during the middle or early stages of infection.
SCP-AAAA-4 is a dense biological sphere inside of SCP-AAAA-1 which was detected via X-ray but it's physical makeup could not be determined due to its density. It is assumed that SCP-AAAA-4:
- Emits a bovine scream if SCP-AAAA-1 is left above 5°C for over 8 hours until it is below 5°C again.
- Produces SCP-AAAA-2.
But these claims have not been verified due to numerous safety concerns which arise from the possibilities of removing SCP-AAAA-4 from SCP-AAAA-1.
Test A - 06/03/████
Subject: SCP-AAAA
Procedure: D-3305 is instructed to drink from SCP-AAAA.
Results: No anomalous effects or changes were noted in D-3305 up to 01/04/████ on which he was terminated
Analysis: Lab reports show SCP-AAAA produces non-anomalous cow's milk, and must be safe to consume. SCP-AAAA is to be moved to the onsite cafeteria to reduce expenditure on milk.
Item #: SCP-BBBB
Object Class: Safe
Threat Level: ● Green
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-BBBB is to be kept in a clearly marked long-term file storage cabinet at RAISA Archive site-8. Reading of the printout is strictly prohibited, any further testing has been deemed unnecessary.
Description: SCP-BBBB refers to a printed version of an article published in 2011 by the Pensacola Times about the current prostate cancer rate in men.When the headline2 is read outloud from the printout the three random males out of the ten closet will develop prostate cancer. The cancer that develops has no further anomalous properties.
Item #: SCP-BBBB | Level 4/BBBB |
Object Class: Euclid | Level 5/BBBB |
Threat Level: ●Yellow | Classified |
Special Containment Procedures: Webcrawler IR-BBBB2707-H codename:(Real News) will search the internet for any text which follows the formating described below. Any matching text found will be removed have a Informational Retrival team disptached to the posting location. Printer firmware and word editing software is to have covert programs inserted which block or edit any printouts that contains formatting similar or exactly as described below. Any use of SCP-BBBB for personal gain will be met with severe repercussions following the guidelines of Ethics Committee Convention 57-14-4-C.
Description: SCP-BBBB is a currently not understood phenomena which causes a micro CK-Class Reality Reconfiguration Event when a headline meets these criteria
- The headline of the article needs to be a fraction of a specific amount of people followed by a statement.(see Level 2 document version as example)
- Minimum 25.557565cm of text following the headline which also contains the headline twice
- Font must be Calibri Light in size 23.510557, bolded, and hexadecimal color of #1A1B29 .
- It is printed on A4 size paper.
- It is read out loud.
Once these criteria are met the statement becomes true to the closet people specfied by the fraction (i.e 1 out of 5 people would be a random person out of the closet 5, 4 out of the 10 people would be 4 random people out of the closet 10) All information except for memories of those unaffected will retroactively change so that the headline is true.