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<sakaali> | Hello, Nobody. |
<einBoot> | yo nobody |
what's up | |
<sakaali> | What's the matter? Unusually early conference call. |
<'n06ody> | I'll keep it brief: I'm in trouble. |
<einBoot> | oh shit |
<sakaali> | Where are you? |
<einBoot> | that's not good at all |
<'n06ody> | I'm holded up in a net cafe right now. |
In the middle of Pennsylvania. | |
<sakaali> | I can send someone to pick you up. After all, that got boat out of Volgograd before. |
<einBoot> | that wasn't my fault |
<'n06ody> | Nah, that would be too much of a hassle. |
<einBoot> | whats the trouble about, anyway |
<'n06ody> | Some South American paramilitary guys, boat. A junta force, maybe? |
I should be fine. Mostly. | |
<sakaali> | Mostly? |
<einBoot> | i think i know who you mean nobody lemme find a pic |
<'n06ody> | So, I caught them snooping around the area of interest. |
Actually, more like they caught me snooping on them snooping. | |
<sakaali> | That means this definitely was related to the recent anom-incident in Penns? |
No coincidences? | |
<'n06ody> | Yup. Not a coincidence, as far as I can tell. |
<sakaali> | Damn. Possible Asian leaks? I'm sure there weren't any from over here. |
<einBoot> | do you think they knew what they were looking for |
<'n06ody> | Yeah, I'm fairly sure they did. They didn't meander a lot. |
Like the other groups usually do. :P | |
<sakaali> | What do you think, boat? You seem to know the Pan-American groups more than we do. |
<einBoot> | not sure, honestly, but ill know more once nobody confirms my suspicions |
you seem more antsy than usual sakal | |
<sakaali> | I know, just nervous. Sorry if I'm asking a lot of questions against protocol. |
<'n06ody> | I understand. Just wanting to make sure I'm alright. Thanks. |
<einBoot> | hold up i think i found em |
dammit the pics not loading wait a min | |
<sakaali> | Continuing. What happened after they caught you? |
<'n06ody> | This guy shouted at me in some language |
Couldn't tell if it was Portugese or Spanish. | |
basically I clocked him and stole his motorbike | |
Got the hell out of there and I ended up here. | |
<einBoot> | found a new pic |
<sakaali> | Do you know what the guy yelled at you? |
<'n06ody> | Dunno exactly. Lots of the standard, "Who are you, what are you doing here?" type. |
<einBoot> | got it. did they look like this: los_cotizantes1979.jpg |
<'n06ody> | Holy shit, that's exactly what they looked like. Great job, as usual, boat. |
<sakaali> | Who are they? |
<einBoot> | thanks. they're "Los Cotizantes", an argentine paramilitary org |
like an argentine UIU but not government run | |
<'n06ody> | Oh, thank god, at least I know it's not Portugese. |
<sakaali> | Portugese isn't an official language there, right? |
<einBoot> | yeah they speak spanish |
<'n06ody> | fuck |
they're outside across the street | |
i think they saw the bike | |
<sakaali> | Can you run for it? |
<einBoot> | can you deal with them |
<'n06ody> | both unlikely but ill try |
fuck theyre coming thsi way | |
do me a fvaor guys | |
<sakaali> | For sure. What is it? |
<einBoot> | we got you |
<'n06ody> | im gonna wipe my drive |
sabe theise fiels: dsc001.zip, dsc002.zip, dsc003.zip, dsc004.zip, dsc005.zip | |
<sakaali> | Downloading. They're huge files. |
<einBoot> | downloading as well. what are they? |
<'n06ody> | drive backups dont lose em |
i have a question boot | |
<einBoot> | yeah? |
<'n06ody> | do the argentinians waterboard during interrogations |
<einBoot> | yeah |
<'n06ody> | fuck theyre here im fucked |
trying to stay incog rn | |
<sakaali> | TTYL, you got this. |
<einBoot> | stay alive dude you're a good person |
<sakaali> | ^ |
<'n06ody> | shit they saw me |
wish me luck | |
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<sakaali> | Does he even speak Spanish? |
<einBoot> | some spanish |
<sakaali> | He's screwed. |
<einBoot> | i think he's got it under control |
you know | |
<sakaali> | Really? Why so? |
<einBoot> | i mean after all |
nobody expects a spanish inquisition |
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