Unauthorized access is forbidden.
fig. 1.1: Non-anomalous Vespula squamosa. Image used for reference. (circa 2006)
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX's nature, SCP-XXXX is effectively self-containing.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a humanoid entity with no physical abnormalities other than having a single Vespula squamosa1 specimen in place of a head. This specimen is 4 times the size of an average member of its species. SCP-XXXX during appearances wears a rainbow-colored dinner suit.
Once per month, on a seemingly random day, an XXXX–PARTY event will occur. SCP-XXXX will appear at a child's birthday party within the United States in which the aging child is 4 – 11 years old. All individuals attending the party will come under a memetic effect, and will not ask any questions or display surprisal despite SCP-XXXX's appearance and actions.
SCP-XXXX will perform various actions to entertain the individuals at the party. These actions have included:
- Making shapes out of balloons and offering them to children
- Playing a ukulele while making incoherent buzzing sounds
- Pulling an entire pre-made cake out from behind its back2
[SCP-XXXX abruptly kicks the front door of the house off its hinges, which flies forward at a rate of ~45 km/h before crashing into a wall.]
All attendees in unison: [Gasp] It's Birthday Wasp!
Image is from here.
