BIRTHDAY WASP
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BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL
The following file describes an arthropodean humanoid entity, and is Level 2/XXXX classified.

Unauthorized access is forbidden.
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Site Responsible: USMIBC Site-279
Director: Harold Geners
Research Head: Elias Ransem
Assigned Task Force: Psi-89
Level 2/XXXX
CLASSIFIED

Threat Level: Green


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fig. 1.1: Non-anomalous Vespula squamosa. Image used for reference. (circa 2006)

Special Containment Procedures: New XXXX-PARTY events are to be immediately reported by Foundation field agents

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a humanoid entity with no physical abnormalities other than having a single Vespula squamosa1 specimen in place of a head. This specimen is 4 times the size of an average member of its species. SCP-XXXX during appearances wears a rainbow-colored dinner suit.

Once per month, on a seemingly random day, an XXXX–PARTY event will occur. SCP-XXXX will appear at a child's birthday party within the United States in which the aging child is 4 – 11 years old. All individuals attending the party will come under a memetic effect, and will not ask any questions or display surprisal despite SCP-XXXX's appearance and actions.

When SCP-XXXX first enters the area of the gathering, all attendees will gasp and exclaim "it's Birthday Wasp!" in unison. SCP-XXXX will perform various actions to entertain the individuals at the party, such as playing songs on a ukulele2 or making shapes out of balloons. SCP-XXXX can only communicate in buzzing sounds, but the attendees will perceive it to be coherent speech.

Addendum XXXX.01

XXXX-PARTY Event 9/3/2001


Partygoers are talking with each other, and eating.

SCP-XXXX abruptly kicks the front door of the house off its hinges, which flies forward at a rate of ~45 km/h before crashing into a wall.

All attendees in unison: [Gasp, and turn to face SCP-XXXX] It's Birthday Wasp!

SCP-XXXX makes a buzzing sound, and sits down on a chair in the living room. The children gather around it, sitting in cross-legged positions.

SCP-XXXX reaches from behind its back, and pulls out a hardcover book labeled "Wasp Stories to Tell to Your Kids". The children cheer in excitement.

SCP-XXXX makes a motion akin to clearing its throat.


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Image is from here.