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The following file describes an arthropodean humanoid entity, and is Level 2/XXXX classified.
Unauthorized access is forbidden.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Site Responsible: USMIBC Site-279
Director: Harold Geners
Research Head: Elias Ransem
Assigned Task Force: Psi-89
Level 2/XXXX

Threat Level: Green


fig. 1.1: Non-anomalous Vespula squamosa. Image used for reference. (circa 2006)

Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX's nature, SCP-XXXX is effectively self-containing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a humanoid entity with no physical abnormalities other than having a single Vespula squamosa1 specimen in place of a head. This specimen is 4 times the size of an average member of its species. SCP-XXXX during appearances wears a rainbow-colored dinner suit.

Once per month, on a seemingly random day, an XXXX–PARTY event will occur. SCP-XXXX will appear at a child's birthday party within the United States in which the aging child is 4 – 11 years old. All individuals attending the party will come under a memetic effect, and will not ask any questions or display surprisal despite SCP-XXXX's appearance and actions.

SCP-XXXX will perform various actions to entertain the individuals at the party. These actions have included:

  • Making shapes out of balloons and offering them to children
  • Playing a ukulele while making incoherent buzzing sounds
  • Pulling an entire pre-made cake out from behind its back2

[SCP-XXXX abruptly kicks the front door of the house off its hinges, which flies forward at a rate of ~45 km/h before crashing into a wall.]

All attendees in unison: [Gasp] It's Birthday Wasp!

Image is from here.