GHOST GORDON

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Former location of Amy's Baking Company and the point of SCP-XXXX's creation.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is an incorporeal entity resembling a small caricatured depiction of British chef and television personality Gordon Ramsay. SCP-XXXX is only capable of physically interacting with food items and kitchen utensils/appliances. SCP-XXXX appears to only be able to speak in famous quotes spoken by Ramsay during episodes of the television show Kitchen Nightmares.

When SCP-XXXX is near any form of kitchen, it will begin to loudly exclaim criticisms of the food, workers, and appearance of the kitchen along with the surrounding area. Most of these criticisms are exaggerated or nonsensical, and commonly lead to SCP-XXXX attempting to vacate all customers from the restaurant.

DRY

Gordon Ramsay being escorted from Restaurant Gordon Ramsay by Foundation personnel after the manifestation of SCP-XXXX.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered on April 12, 2014 after manifesting in Restaurant Gordon Ramsay1, at which point it began to ransack the kitchen whilst loudly yelling a chefs present, including Ramsay himself. Foundation personnel were alerted to the disturbance soon after, and attempted