Cemetery... Portal?

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This is a rewrite of: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-356-arc

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Item #: SCP-XXXX Level 04/XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Classified

Special Containment Procedures: A fence has been erected around Leroof Cemetery in order to deter trespassers. Any attempts to encroach onto the enclosed area are to be prevented, with the perpetrator(s) being taken into the custody by Foundation agents under the guise of local law enforcement. A large mausoleum located on the premise has been repurposed for Provisional Site-XXXX.

Direct interaction with SCP-XXXX is strictly prohibited, unless advised otherwise by Lead Researcher Halm. Individuals exiting SCP-XXXX-1 are not to be pressed for information on the interior of SCP-XXXX-1 under normal circumstances.

If an individual enters SCP-XXXX-1 unauthorized, they are to be treated with Class-A amnestics, and removed from the premesis.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a large sculpture depicting a partially nude female human lying atop a rectangular slab composed of blanco ibiza marble; which is anomalously affixed in position at Leroof Cemetery, Cedar Rapids, Iowa. SCP-XXXX was originally a grave stone for Jemima Bueterworth, a locally popular party planner and part-time producer of maple syrup.

SCP-XXXX is intangible to living organic matter, allowing said matter to enter and pass through unimpeded. Directly underneath SCP-XXXX is a spatial anomaly, designated SCP-XXXX-1, the position of which causes all organic matter which enters the solid mass of SCP-XXXX to descend into SCP-XXXX-1. The exact nature, size, and possible inhabitants of SCP-XXXX-1 are currently unknown.

After 1-24 hours, subjects who enter SCP-XXXX-1 will be ejected from it through SCP-XXXX. Individuals exiting SCP-XXXX-1 appear to have been subject to intense mental trauma, acting fearful and anxious upon emergence. Physical examinations of the subjects have shown them to have consumed large quantities of pancakes, waffles and/or french toast whilst in SCP-XXXX-1, along with showing extreme distaste towards maple syrup.

The interior of SCP-XXXX-1 is believed to possess infohazardous properties. If an individual returning from SCP-XXXX-1 discusses thorough details of the interior through any medium, they will be the victim of a sudden cardiovascular circulatory collapse, specifically from a lethal increase of glucose throughout the circulatory system. Subjects returning from SCP-XXXX-1 are aware of this effect, and actively avoid talking about their experiences inside.

Addendum XXXX-1: The following is a transcription of an interview with D-25438 after their exploration into SCP-XXXX-1. In order to counteract the infohazardous effects of SCP-XXXX-1, all questions directed towards D-25438 were asked as negatives.

Tags: _image euclid extradimensional humanoid immobile infohazard intangible portal scp statue ectoentropic stone