Infinite Jeff the Killer Machine

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SCP-XXXX.

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The house containing SCP-XXXX.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The house containing SCP-XXXX has been purchased by a Foundation front company, and is to be barred from civilian entry. Civilians attempting gain access to SCP-XXXX or the house it is contained in will be deterred.

SCP-XXXX-A instances escaping captivity are to be recaptured and terminated, with witnesses given a cover story of the SCP-XXXX-A instance being an individual costumed in the appearance of the character "Jeff the Killer". Children and the families of children targeted by SCP-XXXX-A and are to be given Class-A amnestics, with property damages being attributed to a common burglary.

To stop the manifestation of SCP-XXXX-A instances, various measures made by the Foundation to vacate all families bearing children from Kitchover, Iowa are to continue. These include the shutting down of the local school district under the guise of budgeting issues, the removal of multiple childrens' play areas, and the methodical offering of better housing to child bearing families by Foundation real estate front companies. Remaining families should be place under Foundation surveillance.

All civilian digging efforts in Kitchover are to be deemed hazardous to prevent the further discovery of SCP-XXXX-A corpses.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Tandy 1000 RL computer that is constantly flashing artworks of the fictional horror character Jeff the Killer across its monitor, located inside of a suburban house in Kitchover, Iowa. SCP-XXXX functions in this manner even when removed from a power source or internet access.

When a child in Kitchover awakens as a result of a nightmare or night terror, SCP-XXXX shuts itself down. This is immediately followed by the manifestation of multiple humanoid entities identical to common depictions of Jeff the Killer (designated SCP-XXXX-A) inside the house. After the manifestation of SCP-XXXX-A, SCP-XXXX promptly restarts and returns to its normal behavior.

SCP-XXXX-A instances manifest with a kitchen knife affixed to their left hand. This knife is significantly dulled and functionally useless. Instances are otherwise comprised of a normal human anatomy, with abnormal variations to skin tone and facial structure giving SCP-XXXX-A the appearance of Jeff the Killer. SCP-XXXX-A instances express no signs of complex sapience nor sentience.

After manifestation, SCP-XXXX-A instances will leave the house and slowly advance towards the awoken child's location, destroying or avoiding obstacles as necessary. Any individuals hindering the advance are non-fatally incapacitated by SCP-XXXX-A instances using any means available. Once the instances locate the child, they will huddle around them quietly repeating the phrase "Go to sleep". Several SCP-XXXX-A instances will tuck the child under any available blankets and sheets.

Once the child is in bed, several more instances perform various acts in presumed attempts to make the child return to sleep, these commonly include:

  • Giving the child cookies and a warm glass of milk if such items are available,
  • Making the child sandwiches using available ingredients, utilizing their knives to spread condiments and cut foods as needed,
  • reading the child any books in the vicinity, this consists of the instance repeating "Go to sleep" with spontaneous tonal variations while holding said book,
  • chanting "Go to sleep" to the tune of various lullabies.

Once the child is rendered unconscious, the SCP-XXXX-A instances will retreat outside the child's location and will commit self-burials.


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