LivesKelpVisor:first-scp

Item #: SCP-4XXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4XXX currently inhabits the city of Boston. Operating personnel in a 2 mile radius of SCP-4XXX are to be briefed on SCP-4XXX’s nature to prevent confusion in the event of a direct interaction.

Description: SCP-4XXX is a selectively corporeal, featureless humanoid entity, capable of levitation and movement up to 30 meters per second. SCP-4XXX constantly emits several hundred watts of visible green light. SCP-4XXX spends a majority of its time searching urban or rural areas for an opponent to engage in combat with.

SCP-4XXX makes vocal communications in human English on rare occasions. Only six of such vocalizations have been recorded to date.

COME AND FIGHT ME.

FIGHT ME.

BRING ME AN OPPONENT.

COME OUT OF HIDING. I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.

I DEMAND AN OPPONENT.

I WILL FIGHT ANYBODY. BRING ME ANYBODY. COME OUT AND FIGHT ME.

As SCP-4XXX will presumably only engage in combat with a living human being, SCP-4XXX is completely harmless.