Shh…! Everybody in your places! I think Tan is coming!
SURPRISE!!!
Happy Birthday Tanhony! Its such a pleasure to have you here in the party dome, please, make yourself comfortable!
Log into your phone! You are always in such a rush, you might have some important messages to read….
Ode to Zhdun
Tanhony,
You’ve taken me from the underwater city of Atlantis to the shores of Lee, and from the strange world of Lemuria to the bizarre articles of the SCP foundation. We’ve met many different friends and watched even more strange TV shows and YouTube videos. These last 3-4 years have been a real blessing.
It’s not often we get too serious with one another, but from the bottom of my heart I consider you an amazing writer, and more importantly one of my best friends. I cannot wait to see where the rest of our podcast goes or what other strange games and settings you’ll show me, but I already know we’re gonna have a great time.
As you put so elegantly in SCP-5000 (and as I make fun of you for saying all the time), you’ve been a part of the SCP community for over 9 years of your life, which is an enormous commitment. Because of this, you’ve become a titan of the community. Sure you could measure your success based on your number of articles or you winning the 5000 contest, but I think the real treasure you’ve accumulated is the respect, love, and admiration of the people in this community.
You may not realize it, but everyone who put something on this page loves or respects you because you’ve left an impression on their hearts and souls, myself included. Happy 25th birthday king, and here’s to the future that’s to come.
———Kurtis, aka DarnellJermaine
FP-194 Official Documentation - October 12th, 1854
Tan, you were one of my first real inspirations on the site. I was instantly drawn to the weird, surreal style that so many of your articles exhibited, and how extremely well you were able to execute a well-thought out idea in a matter of days, and sometimes hours. It still amazes me that on the same day I came to you with the idea for 4352, we were posting it. Working with you on that was such a lovely experience, bouncing ideas and writing together, and watching you continue to thrive, winning the 5000 contest and starting your own successful youtube channel has been such a delight. I so deeply look forward to seeing what else you have in store and hey, I may not be able to compete against you in 6000 but I sure can read, and I’m very excited to see what you make of it.
Is this thing on?
hey tanhony
youve written some good shit so if you still write good shit keep writing good shit because youll be able to say you have one more entire years worth of good-shit-writing ability under your belt which i think is pretty cool
happy birthday homie
Coffee & Cake
Every birthday morning should be warm and accepting.
This day in my life…was different! As today was my close friend's birthday, and I felt he deserves a message from yours truly. I even set an alarm for once so I could get it to him sooner than later.
Like I did every morning, I stretched out of bed, slammed the alarm off the table, miserably ventured to the kitchen and got myself a fine brew of coffee to sip on. Once the taste hit my tongue, it was game on. I ran to my swivel chair, threw myself on and logged into my computer.
Loading….
User: Luxaiko
Password: OnlyThreePlants
Accepted.
And here I was, done with the loading and inner monologue. This guy meant the world to me, and I would do anything to try and bring some sort of smile to his face. I got onto Disskorde, you know, the revolutionary chat app for gamers. Once I saw our private messages open up, I got to typing.
Hey Tanhony
I know we don't talk as often as I wish we could, as there is only so much time in the world but..
You mean the world to me and many others, in so many ways. You've inspired authors, artists, musicians, and left a touch in all your companions hearts. I couldn't ask for a cooler guy to play nerd games with and binge the podcasts of for absolute hours
Never give up writing, never give up your stupid five minute bits at the beginning of every call, because it really makes some peoples days, including mine, more than worth it.
So, to you, Happy Birthday, and don't waste all your wishes on the cake, I heard Grave doesnt know how to separate the eggshells from the actual eggs.
And with that, I hit send.
I know its cheesy, but for one of the most unique people in the world, it was worth it, in fact, maybe we could have an actual conversation today—
Ah shit I dropped coffee on n my keyboa r dd . , .
Wait, I can have anything for a title?
Tan,
I could have never imagined that I could grow to care about someone so much over only a few months, but lo and behold you’ve done it. Whether it’s negotiating custody rights of 5299, distracting people with Jojo copypastas, or killing me in Among Us, you're truly a special person, and knowing you're my friend is a joy that keeps me looking forward to the next podcast, session, or just hanging out in text chat.
Tan, thank you for bringing light to an otherwise darkish time in my life. You may never be the first one through a door, but you're certainly always there to help.
Also, do NOT eat that cake. I don't know what kind of eggs Grave used, but something about it isn't right...
-Elunerazim/Radguel/Steamed Hams/These Boots Were Made For Walking And That's Just What They'll Do, One Of These Days Are Gonna Walk All Over You/Me
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand
Dearest Second Best Host of Discovering SCP Tanhony,
The day Aiko introduced me to Discovering SCP I was absolutely hooked, I watched episode after episode and couldn't wait for the newest episode, I spent my time waiting for a new episode by reading your articles. In that time you quickly became my favorite author on the entire Wiki.
Even though we’ve never spoken, I wish you the very best, have an amazing birthday Tan.
Love, Gooday
P.S. Your opinion on the Church of the Broken God is awful, praise Yaldabaoth.
Church of Sonic the Hedgehog
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`Welcome to SCiP.net. How would you like to proceed?`
`> access file SCP-001`
`Processing request…`
`Error loading file SCP-001. Requested file requires Overseer level credentials to access.`
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`Does the black moon howl?`
`> On the anniversary of creation`
`Welcome O5-13.`
`> execute protocol_ celebrat.ion`
‘Executing protocol_ For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow…`
`-`
`Hey Tanhony,`
‘You’re an utterly fantastic person and I'm extremely glad to have gotten to know you. Your utter enthusiasm for everything you do makes me want to pursue whatever I set my mind to. Your drive to write is nothing short of inspiring and every interaction with you I've come out of smiling just a bit more than before. `
‘Over these past few months I’ve gotten to speak with you, you've been nothing but an absolute joy to be around. Out of everyone I could have gotten to spend five hours with every week playing DnD I'm eternally glad you're one of them. Your humor is nothing but infectious and I wish you the absolute best in everything you decide to pursue.`
‘Here’s to a fantastic birthday,`
`Bread`
`Hyonk.`
Tanhony Mukbang
Hey Tan, just wanted to make sure you got the recipes for your special day!
Broken Glass
——— Broken glass
——— Salt, to taste
Break glass into a large bowl, laminated glass not recommended due to chewy layer, use tempered for best experience, add salt, to taste.
French kiss toast
——— One (1) bread
——— One (1) liter of maple syrup
——— One (1) heaping teaspoon of cinnamon
——— Three (3) drops of vanilla extract
——— Two (2) egg
——— One (1) stick of butter
——— Two (2) milk
——— One (1) Real human tongue
Marinate real human tongue in butter for around 3 days before beginning recipe.
Mix cinnamon, egg and vanilla in a large bowl until fully combined, dip bread into mixture and place in frying pan on high heat for around 2 minutes on each side, place toast onto plate and apply liter of maple syrup and, finally place the real human tongue into top of the French toast, now your romantic desert is done!
Sunday surprise
——— Saturday surprise but do it on Sunday
Pretty self explanatory, Saturday surprise but make it on Sunday
Tanhony's Large Cake
——— Twelve (12) eggs
——— One and a half (1.5) cups of flour
——— One (1) stick of butter, keep wrapper
——— Four hundred grams (400g) of sugar
——— 4 tbsp of cocoa powder
——— One (1) tsp of baking powder
——— Half (0.5) tsp of vanilla extract
——— Three (3) tbsp of milk
——— Five (5) purple candles
——— Blood of any Doctor you can find
——— Two (2) Scrap metal
For buttercream
——— One hundred grams (100g) of melted milk chocolate, dyed pink
——— Two hundred grams (200g) of softened butter
——— Four hundred grams (400g) of icing sugar
——— 5 tbsp of cocoa powder
——— 2 tbsp milk
——— 1 Tbsp of salt
For cake
Pre-heat oven to 180°C, in a very, very large bowl add eggs, scrap metal, cocoa powder, blood, sugar, flour, baking powder, milk and vanilla extract, mix together and devide between 2 cake tins and bake for 20 minutes, cool on wire rack.
For buttercream
Add melted purple white chocolate, softened butter, salt, icing sugar, milk and cocoa powder, mix until smooth and fluffy, stick top and bottom layer of cake together using icing and put a decorative ring of icing on the top, place all 5 candles in the 999middle and light. Boom! Tanhony's Large Cake.
Devil eggs
——— Seven (7) eggs
——— Rust
——— Sulfur
——— Iron filings
——— Dead skin cells
——— Moon sand™
——— Borax
——— Crushed DVD of all dogs go to heaven
Hard boil all eggs and remove yolks, add all yolks and other powders to a bowl, mux until thoroughly combined and use a piping bag to re-add yolks to the husk of the eggs former self, any burning experienced while eating is expected.
Pickled pickles
——— Six (6) pickles
——— One (1) jar
——— One (1) milk jug
Put pickles in jar and put milk in until pickles are covered, leave for a month or so and come back to a tangy cheesy surprise!
Humham sandwich
——— Human ham meat
——— One (1) Bread
——— Ten (10) Pickled pickles
——— Mustard
——— Butter
Put ham, Pickled pickles, butter and Mustard on two (2) slices of bread.
Not to toot my own horn but i'm a pretty good chef so this should satiate your endless hunger my friend!
Ps, if the cake is the best part so leave it for last!
Pps, can you get everyone to sign this legal document saying that i'm not responsible for any deaths? You too please and thank you.
Ppps, if you can't find a human willing to sacrifice themselves for your birthday bash, i know a very good lawyer who could help you will getting away with an unwilling one.
Haiku Birthday
What's up Tanhony
Congrats on now being old
Keep writing good shit