jokes

Item #: Jerry SCP-0

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0 cannot be contained. It will find you, and when it does, you must pray ten times that it shows mercy on you. It cannot be stopped once it knows of your existance existence.

Description:

Access SCiPNET Email? One (1) new message!

To: moc.liamg|xX_tsetsebehtsisemaj_Xx#moc.liamg|xX_tsetsebehtsisemaj_Xx (Junior Researcher James; L2 Clearance)
From: tenpics.noitadnuof|draddotseriD#tenpics.noitadnuof|draddotseriD (Director Stoddard; Site-49 Deputy Director; L4 Clearance)
Subject: Database Vandalism

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Hey kid,

As endearing as we find you, a lot of your colleagues have been lodging complaints against your antics. Tech staff has their hands full with a lot right now and we really can't afford for another server crash. This isn't really helping matters.

I'll admit, your little stunt way back then was cute. Enough to let it slide even and put it up.

Aren't you just a little too old for this?

NEW MESSAGE!

To: tenpics.noitadnuof|draddotseriD#tenpics.noitadnuof|draddotseriD (Director Stoddard; Site-49 Deputy Director; L4 Clearance)
From: moc.liamg|xX_tsetsebehtsisemaj_Xx#moc.liamg|xX_tsetsebehtsisemaj_Xx (Junior Researcher James; L2 Clearance)
Subject: Re: Database Vandalism

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"ArEn'T yOu JusT a LiTtLe ToO oLd FoR tHiS?"

shut up your not my mom.

- Researcher James, Age 13