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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Keter


SCP-XXXX giving a homily in its true form

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently physically uncontained. However, it's behavior and anomalous properties have been successfully restricted under the following established protocols approved by the Ethics Committee and ratified by the O5 Council:

  • No attempts to detain or apprehend the SCP are to be made by either the Foundation or any other groups participating in its monitoring.
  • SCP-XXXX is to be under constant electronic surveillance, including the monitoring of communications, even while in its own home.
  • SCP-XXXX's public persona is to have limited engagements outside of their primary church in order to minimize the risk to normalcy.

As an additional condition of its cooperation, SCP-XXXX is to be addressed as "Your Excellency" or "Your Grace" during all verbal interactions. In written communication, SCP-XXXX is to be addressed as "His Most Reverend Excellency" or "His Grace, the Archbishop of Los Angeles". Foundation documentation regarding the object will not be altered to reflect this stipulation.

On 2010-01-27 an agreement between the SCP Foundation, the GOC, and the Catholic Church was ratified. A line of succession is to be established using criteria chosen by SCP-XXXX and according to a ten-year cycle. Host bodies nominated by SCP-XXXX are not to include any members of the SCP Foundation, the GOC, or designated protected members of the Catholic Church. Upon completion of the "GNOSIS" transfer protocol, the new host body is to be appointed Archbishop of the Diocese of Los Angeles.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an extradimensional Anguilliform1 entity that currently inhabits the body and the office of the Archbishop of Los Angeles. This entity has demonstrated the ability to manipulate both matter and space including translocation and the synthesis of a number of advanced compounds. This ability has been demonstrated to include matter with anomalous properties.

SCP-XXXX is also rated as a Class IV psychogenic transmitter capable of manipulating behaviors, restructuring personalities, and altering cognitive perception through passive exposure to its presence. Subjects that have demonstrated a score of 80/100 or better on the Cognitive Fortitude Exam have proven generally resilient to the mental reconditioning exuded by SCP-XXXX, however, the risk of susceptibility does increase with the length of exposure. Alterations imposed by the effects of SCP-XXXX have so far proven beyond the scope of amnestics to reverse.

Lead Researcher's Note:
Due to SCP-XXXX's apparently multiversal nature, I am immediately amending its classification to Keter. Additionally, I have submitted a sealed request to the O5 Council demanding immediate attention to the latest development in this project. A copy of this proposal has been attached as Addendum.XXXX.3 and is available for viewing with Level 5 approval.

Discovery Log:

Psychic change
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