"The Foundation Condemns a Bar"

     "The Foundation Condemns a Bar"     

10:00 PM

On a Saturday

████████, MO

rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: (foundation does something with the bar. demolish? cordon? the gang FOUNDATION condemns a bar(perhaps this should be the title?))

Description: SCP-XXXX is the Unlucky Clover Bar, located in the city of ████████, Missouri, and its periodic manifestation of 4 human entities, designated SCP-XXXX-1 to SCP-XXXX-4.

Every Saturday at exactly 10:00 P.M., the four entities will manifest in the bar, each suspended from varying points of the ceiling's rafters. The entities will only respond to conversation attempts from individuals who possess ownership1 of the bar at the time of their manifestation. If a bar patron attempts to make conversation with an SCP-XXXX entity, they will be ignored. During manifestation periods, the entities will climb in-between the bar's rafters, frequently shouting obscenities at patrons in the bar, as well as attempting to steal drinks and valuables from them.2 If the presiding owner asks them to stop, they will respond in sarcastic tones and continue to disrupt patrons. If no patrons are present, the entities keep amongst themselves. The entities will only demanifest upon contact with the floor of the bar. The last remaining entity will loudly proclaim it is the winner and demanifest. This behavior allows manifestations to last for extended periods of time.3

A brief description of each entity is as follows:

Entity Appearance4 Behavior
SCP-XXXX-1 Asian male, black hair. "Leader" of the group. Makes primary decisions when group members are conversing with each other.
SCP-XXXX-2 Caucasian male, blond hair. Lacks intelligence. Occasionally insulted by other group members.
SCP-XXXX-3 Caucasian male, brown hair, beard. Does not talk often.
SCP-XXXX-4 European male, brown hair, English accent. "Tough" member of the group. Frequently brags about this fact.

Recovered documents from previous bar owners have placed the initial appearance of SCP-XXXX around February of 2004, although the bar itself was constructed in 1964.

there's definitely gonna be an interview log (maybe a couple):

continuing with my Sunny in Philly references, here's an SCP with a meme name

this one is a bar in which, randomly (but mostly Sunday)(you know what, let's do Saturday), some fellas manifest in it hanging from the rafters, maybe swingin' about or singing songs THEY'RE GONNA PLAY THE FLOOR IS LAVA

hopefully, this will be my second successful article hopefully actually it might be the third. who knows???

August 4, 2005 IMPORTANT