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By all accounts, Johnny was pretty bad at killing gods. Granted, his job didn't explicitly call for that as a prerequisite, but the official motto of his department stated it quite clearly. "If you can't contain it, kill it; otherwise, contain it or your ass is off the squad." Johnny had been reminded of this more times than he could count.

Of course, he had his methods of bluffing through performance reviews. Over his years as a task force operative, he'd carefully tailored his appearance to be the toughest of MTF Xi-2, far outstripping Charlie with his single neck-scar and lackluster abdomen. Johnny displayed his injuries proudly, toned his muscles like a knife on whetstone, and kept quiet in the back like a silent dragon. All that dedication, just so moments like this became a little more bearable.

"Johnny, I'm gonna be frank with you," said Captain Hardin, a man whose biceps flexed unconsciously every thirty seconds. "I should have kicked your ass off the squad the day you showed up at recruitment. What is this? Explain these numbers to me."

Hardin lifted the papers up to Johnny's face — an obvious show of power. Johnny refused to be bullied by his commanding officers.

"That's us saving the world, sir. You send us in and we smash things up until the demiurge is dead or contained; seems like we had a 95% success rate this year."

"Wrong, soldier!" This captain's eyes gleamed with predatory opportunism. "The rest of your squad had a 95% success rate this year; how about your numbers? Would you like to explain how a senior task force operative has only managed to terminate two of his ninety-five targets?"

Johnny didn't miss a beat, framing his broad shoulders against the back of the chair. "Been doing support. Saving my team. Scoping things out."

Hardin sneered at him, tongue running over nicotine-stained teeth. "If you're so interested in support, soldier, I can transfer you to Gamma-8 to hang out with your fellow tech junkies. Now get the hell out of my office. If your next review comes back as poor as this one, you may want to look for a new career."

Johnny thought that over as he left the office. Maybe he should be looking for something new.

Maybe he just wasn't right for killing gods.









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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The webpage associated with SCP-XXXX is to be monitored for new anomalous products by undercover Foundation agents, and other members of the site identified as either civilian customers or other undercover members of various Groups of Interest.

All persons anomalously augmented or otherwise affected by products purchased from SCP-XXXX are to be detained, amnesticized, and released, with their purchase(s) contained in appropriate item storage lockers at Site-74, at the discretion of the on-duty containment specialists.

PoI-XXXX is to be remotely monitored by covert MTF


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Status: Ready to be written.

Synopsis: So a girl starts a company that produces anomalous items and sells them online. All of them are related to wish-fulfillment, like changing your body at will, making you more confident, letting you make hologram-esque diagrams of stuff. Basically just stuff to help you be your best self. However, over the course of several addendums, the company has been shut down due to interference by other GoIs. Anderson tries to buy the designs for the robotic stuff, the CI wants to use some of it for weapons, and Wondertainment files a cease and desist on them for infringing on their vibe. The Foundation is actively containing augmented persons, and the girl's consumer base eventually dwindles into nothing. The story ends when an unnamed GoI raids her facility, leaving her with nothing. She makes a final update on her website and then disappears from the internet all bittersweet.

Duration: Medium.


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