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Item #: SCP-3368

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: N/A

Description: SCP-3368 is an infinitely growing universally large entity taking the shape of a newborn human infant, believed by the public to be the current observable universe in which Milky Way Galaxy resides. SCP-3368 seems to be fully sentient (see addendum) but the level of intelligence SCP-3368 possesses is currently undetermined. SCP-3368 consuming for nutrients is currently theorized to be the cause for multiple universal phenomena such as the destruction of planet Earth's former moon, before being artificially recreated in 2045.

Addendum: On 3/4/2048, vocalizations were detected by a Foundation satellite above earths orbit from an entity assumed to be SCP-3368. Below is a transcript of vocalizations detected:

Unknown: dadd I wa to spek to earth man

Unknown: I WAN SPEK TO DADO MOMMY DADO NOW PLESS I DADO

Unknown: daddy hewor cawn speak to eaarth

Unknown: hewwo earth I dado le speak to youeesh I help

Unknown: Honey, I think little baby Universe Ulp-Tal got a hold of my transmitter again.