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BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CLOCKWORK DOS KIDS
Sillius
CrystalFlowers
PPbob69
Everybody is always telling us about these groups. They're supposed to be interesting. They are not. Everybody and everything on this list is fucking lame and the fact that you decided to give a bunch of teenagers code names and pretend they're playing secret squirrel with you is SAD! Just repeat to yourself its just SCP, I should really just relax…
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Alexylva University
Underview:
Fuck this school, they found a way to make drugs boring.
I'm late for sundial class
I think I know some people who went here and they're all exactly how you'd expect.
Anderson Robotics
Underview:
they do be lookin pretty swole for metal birds
wack
Cubix! Robots for everyone!
Are We Cool Yet?
Underview:
If boomers almost figured it out
ranges from tolerable to insufferable
dad????
The Black Queen
Underview:
I don't really get this one tbh
YASSSSS
QUEEN SHIT
Okay jeez she seems cool alright
The Chicago Spirit
Underview:
spiritual heirs to the syphilitic moron known to his friends as 'snorky'
big thonks cant massacre us on a holiday if we're already ghosts
be gay do ghost crime
The Church of the Broken God
Underview:
ive got some sick bodmods from these guys but its definitely a very deep pool if youre not careful
real talk not gonna joke on this one, play with the parts if you have to i get it the brass is fuckin lit but they will go for your grey goo if you let them
haha shiny brass go waaaaaaaaaaAAAAAN
Church of the Second Hytoth
Underview:
ill be honest i didnt know these guys were different than the clock church
two clock jesus is better than one
but i dont even think these guys do cocks???
Doctor Wondertainment
Underview:
so many good memories here
i never felt cooler than when i got robo dude on xmas
does mr robnot guy from the factory count? if not never heardof her but she sounds like a pretty lit pediatrician
The Fifth Church
"This church is to other churches what clowns are to people. There are some superficial similarities, but all the wrong things are being emphasized and exaggerated so you can't quite put your finger on what is wrong… Sure, it isn't out to get you, but what does it mean? Why is it there? What happens if it calls to you?" —Dr. █████
Underview:
whoa who the fuck is this guy
literally no-one asked
hey piss or go fishing we're doing a thing here you're gonna mess up the format
Gamers Against Weed
Underview:
smoking weed is for losers and idiots
so that's why you do it every day right
mostly shitty but less shitty than the rest of them, sometimes
The Global Occult Coalition (GOC)
Underview:
global occult cock-lickin' haha fuckin got em
hey just because someone sucks cocks doesnt mean theyre part of the coalition
yeah theres plenty of em who are perfectly adequate
my bad, to the good cockcuckers in the GOC i did not mean to demean u and i apologize if that was happened to be the case
GRU Division "P"
Underview:
IN SOVIET RUSSIA WEED SMOKE YOU
saving that one huh
i bet boris yeltsin loved these guys just get fucking wasted and ask if they can bring the flying jellyfish or whatever in for you to scope up like dang what a mans
Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting
Underview:
booooo
fuck herman fuller animal rights
not even a good show the lighting is always terrible not that ive ever gone
The Horizon Initiative
Underview:
i actuallt got no beef with these guys
probably b/c you don't know anything about them
hey don't be toxic they were big in the early 2010's
IJAMEA
Underview:
i know they are from japan
woof yeah we're really getting into the thick of it here i dont know anything about these guys
axis powers 2 axis goes hawaiian
Manna Charitable Foundation
Underview:
i just rmember the wax guys they have waving bells being creepy af
didnt wilsons basically replace them
i think my parents give them an annual donation, or is that NPR…
Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.
Underview:
tasty delicious grilled billionaire
i bet their chairs smell so bad
what a world we live in that they get first picks on the good shit
"Nobody"
Underview:
there are so many possibilities here for goofs ive got executive dysfunction
right?
I dont get why you guys are in awe shes literally just the 'my work here is done/you didn't do anything' meme but an actual lady or person or whatever
Office For The Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts (ORIA)
Underview:
used to be the IRG, lightly fictionalized but still bad
wish i had something nice to say but they're just boring
zzzzzz
Oneiroi Collective
Underview:
to dweam the impossible dweam…
i am so in debt to the sandbman its not even a funny joke
zzzzz*…*wha?
Parawatch
Underview:
when you smoke weed but you also want to be spopy
this is where i went after cottagecore got taken over by fasc
check!
Prometheus Labs, Inc.
Underview:
what if we had technology……. but it was old and shitty
and it also might kill you
if it will definitely kill me ill take ten pls
Sarkic Cults
Underview:
i would go to this church if they didnt keep asking me for my skin
are you sure youre going to the right church
why the fuck are you guys going to church do you not know there's an uncontrolled global pandemic what the fuck
SCP Foundation
Underview:
Shit I forgot the picture
It's at the top of the page, dwbi
I don't think we're supposed to know that?
Quiet, you!
The Serpent's Hand
Underview:
they tell you theres a hand but they dont tell you what its doing ;)
dont be gross
playing some rock-em sock-em robots right thats what you meant?
Shark Punching Center
Underview:
is it weird that im indifferent to the sharks?
old joke is old and stale and bad
ideal rock-em opponent tho
The Three Moons Initiative
Underview:
one was enough
one time i was tripping balls on shrooms and i saw a man in the moon and it was my dad and he blew me a kiss anyways that was more interestging than whatevers gonig on here
lots of style but i got distracted by the pics and now im on the moon and i dont know how to get down help
Unusual Incidents Unit (UIU), Federal Bureau of Investigation
Underview:
you make the pigs online sooooooo mad when you call them uiuseless
more like uiugly
all anomacops and also regular cops are bastards
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions
Underview:
this is the last one? bears? fuck bears? all my homies fuck bears. wait.
thank you wilson very cool
can i ask if fae will be gf in runescape?
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