Ambrose Three Portlands Menu

Document recovered from LoI within Three Portlands by UIU operatives, conceded to MTF Lambda-14 to aid in further investigations on GoI-116 (The Ambrose Restaurant) by the Foundation.


Welcome to our Three Portlands restaurant, please enjoy your meal!


Derby Dash Dumplings: -$4.90

Contains eight dumplings, each chosen by one of Three Portlands' home derby teams!
Jurassic Paté: -$4.30

Crushed dino liver direct from the city's Jurassic Quarter! (Half price during Allosaur infestations)
Seance Soup: -$6.50

Our famous blue soup can have you dining with your relatives, even if you've never seen them alive! Only one serving per person, ghost dining menu available on request.
UIU Signature: -$4.75

A thaumaturgically enhanced plate of cheese and crackers, perfect to accompany witness interrogations!


A Healthy Salad:
It may look like a pile of warm veg, but thanks to innovations by a local anartist, it'll taste exactly like a cheeseburger!


Deer College Deer:
A hearty venison steak, available for delivery on campus!


Fish and Chips:
Celebrate the British heritage of Three Portlands with this classic dish. Choices of fish from at least three realities, depending on day to day availability.


ICSUT Dinner:
Changes weekly, ask your server!


Oily Salmon Pie:
Greasy fish in fluffy pastry. Oils the joins of Anderson robots and Mekanite augmentations!


Ghost of Prometheus:
Special sauce spaghetti, based on developments by the late Prometheus Labs food tech division!


Conceptual Curry:
Like the shark that inspired its creation, this dish is the pure concept of a madras curry! Zero calories, and entirely transparent, ask your waiter to add it to another dish.


Chef's Choice:
Changes weekly, ask your server!



Easter Frog's Eggs:
rendered safe to eat by freezing and boiling, this delicious chocolate-like treat can be enjoyed year-round!


Midnight Cotton Candy:
A dark treat, sure to tickle your insides! Exclusively available at all of our restaurants thanks to The Circus of the Disquieting, the Greatest Show in all the Worlds!


Rainy Day Souffle:
Otherwise known as the everyday souffle, this chocolate and cheese combo dish is perfect for Three Portlands weather!