Ambrose Hub

…I'm sure many of you have heard of, if not directly feasted at, the esteemed venue that is Marshall, Carter and Darke's Pretty Penny restaurant chain. If so, you are also no doubt aware of how ludicrously expensive the price tag is. With that in mind, I invite you all to partake of our own paranormal provender, and tell me that it isn't worth the reasonable fee. Welcome to the Ambrose Restaurant, I hope you enjoy eating your meals as much as I did enjoy their preparation.
-Excerpt from a "Speech to Investors", Chaz Ambrose, 20██, recovered from office of Restaurant in ██████ city.

The "Ambrose" restaurant chain is an organisation with no defined base of operations, however it has been observed in most known extradimensional locations of interest that are known to be anomalous free ports, or are otherwise out of Foundation jurisdiction. Mobile Task Force Lambda-14 ("One Star Reviewers") has been assigned to tracking this group.

The chain is known to utilise a wide variety of anomalies in its cooking, notably as either ingredients or utensils for processing ingredients. Use of techniques developed by the Group of Interest "Are We Cool Yet?" have been observed, suggesting a cross-over of interests between the two. Ambrose Restaurant staff are known to be extremely aggressive to SCP Foundation personnel, and protective of their facilities.

Captured employees of the Ambrose Restaurant have been as a whole generally proud of their works, even if in some cases they can lead to the demise of others.


Dining Out by Proasek

"Everything's a hit so far."
Agent Nathan Ryans was summarily murdered by his meal.

Oh, I Wouldn't Worry About Flaky-Os by DrChandra

"Oh my god, this place has cornflakes made from imaginary corn!"

Ambrose Fair by Proasek

"I'll miss you, tent." He said to himself, dropping his bag into the way. He tutted as he followed it, and his vision was clouded by the Darkness between Dimensions.