CODE NAME: Leiner's Proposal - Look Guys, I Wrote an 001!

NOTICE FROM THE O5 COUNCIL

AND THE ETHICS COMMITTEE, RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION, PATAPHYSICS DEPARTMENT, METAPHYSICS DEPARTMENT, THE ANTIMEMETICS DIVISION, THE COUNTERCONCEPTUAL DIVISION, THE FUCK YOU FORGET THINGS DIVISION, AND ALL THE OTHER IMPORTANT GUYS AND STUFF.

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The following article has been designated a REALLY FUCKING CRAZY SHIT-Class Cognitohazard. Access has only been granted to the O5 Council, and if you're not the O5 Council, well, fuck you too pal. If you even try to look, you're gonna get your ass berryman-langforded, capiche?

Open File

i promise the kill agent's almost here


























































hey look my computer is really slow ok





































oh here it is

that's not the right image but it will probably still kill you so whatever

MEMETIC KILL AGENT DEPLOYED

CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED

CONTINUED WILL TO LIVE CONFIRMED

ACCESSING FILE SCP-001 - THE REAL ONE THIS TIME GUYS I PROMISE

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Item #: SCP-001	Level 8/001
Object Class: Chuchma1	Classified

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Image of entirely unrelated thing, location of where the bad thing happened, or someone involved with the thing. One of those.

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Special Containment Procedures: Under no circumstance is SCP-001 to escape.

Footnotes

1. Chuchma-class anomalies are Object Class designations for SCPs which refuse to cooperate with a perfectly good system of four-six Object Classes and deside to instead be extremely menacing and/or unique, as if to say "Hey guys, I need attention!"